1. fruitcrocs:

    when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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    *gets 0 on the test*

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    (Source: fruitcrocs, via beyoncescock)

     

  2. chevvybar:

    *uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

    (Source: emaciatinq, via riyal)

     

  3. forsakers:

    i’m staring off into space not at you

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

     

  4. My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

    (Source: cayde, via telapathetic)

     

  5. Real talk

    boredandmoist:

    This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.

    Today, I just got the keys to my first house.

    Give it time.

    (via svveden)

     

  6. kanyewesticle:

    i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

    (Source: kanyewesticle, via trait)

     
  7. (Source: dopexchainz, via obamafart)

     
  8. (Source: dovga.com, via surprisebitch)

     
  9. wussut:

    What is love?

    Her definition was by far my favorite

    (Source: claudiasentada, via sextnoise)

     

  10. timeywimeyhobbit:

    why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

    (via spork)